After Paul McFarthing of Rotherham posted a scathing piece suggesting it was a “really bad thing” and “makes me sad” that Americans voted for Trump, he got 23 angry faces, 15 sad faces, 1 love heart and 102 likes. As a result of this mass uprising of support Facebook’s Head of Time Travel, Melinda Banana, agreed to return to November 8th and rewrite everyone’s status walls. When pressed as to whether this actually changes the past she replied “Most people believe whatever burbles onto their walls anyway, so if we say it, it’s true, right?”
